GOTTA DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP

You wanna somethin' taken care of? No problem. I deal with all the messy stuff that life throws your way. You got a pest makin' trouble? Gone! Finished! Kaput! You need somethin' disappear? I can get rid of it. Just tell me what you need, and I'll see to it for a cost that won't hurt your bank. Remember, when it comes to dirty work, I'm your gal.